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Click here to listen to the OTR National Anthem!Yesterday's Newscbm is dead. cbm remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become cbm simply to appear worthy of it? drink beer you fucking pussy Newer News that is newer than the last newest news that wasn't very newIn a recent experiment involving hadron (The Pope) and z3ro (phantom_x1986), they proved the existence of cbm. When z3ro collided with hadron, the resulting explosion showed us that cbm does indeed exist because like the explosion, cbm releases large amounts of energy. The relevance and science behind this is quite bizarre, and still to this day no one understands it nor actually accepts it. Therefore, I close with this statement: I like toast with jelly, butter, peanut butter, and cinnamon. Yum. :> Newer Newest New News
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Donate a Number to the Number Game(You'll just have to see how many that actually is, eh.) Broken news: See previously Breaking news. Breaking news: On 15 February, approximately 0400 GMT, a secret team of commandos infiltrated TKZ headquarters, sabotaged critical components and stole classified plans for the PFXCARTY Battlestation. This brave act has brought TKZ to its knees and once again demonstrated the superiority of the Church of TK and the OTRepublic. TKZ's tyranny will not last much longer! May the One True Goo bless you through his Gooey Savior! News: gcn_zelda is cool. And always has been. That is news. In the News!Marz claims to have returned, but skeptics are skeptical. Stay tuned for more of this new news before it becomes old. OTR Premiership Election 2005By the authority of the Emperor Diddums, Asimir is hereby proclaimed Führer of the Off Topic Republic. (Führership is fun fun fun for everyone!)(Colin still eats babies)(But not on Wednesdays!)
So, why is this election thingy still up? Because I spent an hour coding the election. ( Logsan Here )Hér er Óðinn ok hann vill ost. Gefið þér hónum ost. Your mom eats rocks, Asimir! "gcn_zelda eats rocks." - the whole world I want to add something too! This is always fun eh. ;) Oh, and never forget the number game! According to popular opinion, the below news sucks. According to popular opinion, I suck. (Very OTR like, n'est pas?) According to popular opinion, we know. ;) According to popular opinion, I know that you know. According to popular opinion, fish. yayfunnyeditlol Due to popular request, I will add to the news.Welcome to the comfox show, hosted by me, comfox.Our question for the day is... Does Christopher B. Matthews actually exist??? First of all folks, has anyone actually seen cbm? Anyone? Don't be shy now, raise those hands. Ah, i see. Just as I thought. No one has ever seen cbm!!! "He does exist though!" you whine, "He once chewed me out in a post on the suggestion board!" Well, we have an answer for that too, of course! Who here has read 1984? Oh, a lot of us apperently. Good for you! Well, was Big Brother real? Thats right, he wasn't. (Warning: Spoiler!) (Warning: Warnings come after what the refer to, and hence are entirely useless!) So, perhaps someone ELSE (Microsoft, perhaps? scheming for more money?) has been posting under the name cbm! Also, what does the "B." in Christopher B. Matthews stand for? Just as I thought, nobody knows. Could it, perhaps, stand for... BOGUS?!?!?! Yet more proof has been found. As final proof of the nonexistance of cbm we consulted Fuzzaro, the magical, future-telling, voodoo stuffed horse! queen of diamonds: Bent in half ace of spades: Fallen down a drainage hole joker: Blown about 1 foot by impact Here is our analysis: The queen most obviously represents the queen of England. We don't know which prince she will make king, so she is mysterious. Because she was also bent, she obviously means that the mystery has been solved. The ace of spades obviously represents our own ego. It is gone because Fuzzaro was right and we didn't know without his input. The joker obviously represents falsehood. So apperently, because he wasn't bent or lost, cbm is FALSE!!! Ladies and gentlemen, that is the verdict of Fuzzaro and the Comfox Show!!!!! Π comfox Welcome to the new Offtopic Republic. — Colin 0101011101100101011011000110001101101111011011010110010100100000011101000110111100100000011101000110 1000011001010010000001100110011101010111010001110101011100100110010100101110001011100010111000100000 0110011001110101011101000111010101110010011001010010111000101110001011100010000001100110011101010111 0100011101010111001001100101001011100010111000101110 Dance, dance, dance! § jello I can edit too, because I'm awesome. Ω Asimir Welcome to the future... future... future... α gcn_zelda Who is this?† Rob Wah! Why is the entire message here so "1337"? O.o ♥ Artemis :'( ¾ Asimir >:) Bw4h4h4!!!!! 1 H4V3 L33T1F13D TH1S P4G3, T3H SUX0RZ!!! @#$% 1NT3RN4T10N4L M4N 0F MYST3RY Once upon a midnight dreary, the president raped Vampz, and matt72186 was playing scrabble with Spyder-monkey! Suddenly, Blob Dude masticated a moose turd whilst kicking Vampz in the area 51 and simultaneously grabbing R043482 in his battery hen. After rubbing Asimir disturbingly, he gave kaptan sexual happiness by cutting his left armpit off, and then told gcn_zelda to go fuck himself, but without a hat he couldn't, because there wasn't enough carrots under the hairy buffalo until a miniature carrot reproduced from a cow. Surprisingly, it was not long like the twin of Mary-Kate that was unhappy, and comfox but he said "The end". |
